>be in hong Kong
>be 97
>annoying loop music played via Intercome
>be Bruce lees cousin that totally exists named Chung
>a herd of fukin ugly reds are immigra- I mean invading
>they want to turn our leader into weapon
>start shooting people on a coca cola background
>music still playing
>avoid the poker chip of death and take the steriod of power
>a giant head appears
>its the leader
>he be weapon now
>the head keeps bouncing with the same fgt face
>I kill him
>more reds invade
>oh it's one of those games... I mean days
>just an average day as Bruce lees cousin Chung at the border patrol
Mfw senpai noticed me