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Edited by SSDxCrunchyWolf:
8/6/2015 1:51:28 PM
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Problems that men face
1. No reason boners are pretty self explanatory. It's when you get a boner for little to no reason. These occur when wearing things like basket ball shorts, swimming trunks, and tight pants. (Don't wear tight pants, it's ghey)
2. Piss dribblits. Why does it seem like the last little bit of piss never falls out until you pull your pants up?
"You can shake it, you wiggle it, you can bang it against the wall but until you put it in your pants, the last drop won't fall"
[spoiler]I could only think of two, don't judge me[/spoiler]
Explain your choice down below.
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I remember in eight grade I had a crush on this girl and she had the fattest of asses and the biggest of titties(at the time) one time she asked to sit on my lap and I was like sure and you know she sits were chilling for five min I can control myself not to have a boner and shit but then all of a sudden rogue boner appears and it's super effective if you know what I'm saying so her jaw just hangs and she stares at me still sitting in my lap and I'm blushing so much my face is redder than my hair, it was embarrassing although I did end up -blam!-ing her a year later
