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Edited by Kalliope:
9/3/2015 2:34:24 AM
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Psycho Parents?
So, [b]my friend[/b] just told me that he was dared to ask some girl out, but upon arriving at their house he was given an application by her father.
Literally an application to date his daughter.
After snooping on Facebook, [b]my friend[/b] had found a post made by (I think it was) her mom with that same application attached.
That post makes us believe that this dude is entirely serious.
I will add a picture after this post goes up, there's shit on there like:
[quote]Where would you least like to be shot?[/quote]
and
[quote]What's the last bone you want broken?[/quote]
[i]So, psycho or psych-no?[/i]
[i]~Anarchy[/i]
EDIT: We're trying to ask politely if he's joking or not, so far no response. Will update with results when received.
EDIT 2: Put "my friend" in bold since nobody can see that.
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as a psycho instead of using a shotgun, i would use a knife
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1 ReplyThat's hilarious. She has some great parents XD.
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Edited by DuuJ: 9/3/2015 11:46:21 PMThey aren't Asians are they? Send us a pic of the "application with any names/details blurred out/blacked over"
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1 ReplySince you signed your username I automatically voted against you
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4 RepliesYour friend is bullshitting.
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2 RepliesDad looking out for his daughter? Seems fine to me. A bit unorthodox, but fine.
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Psycho dad
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2 RepliesHere you go.
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They're batshit crazy. That bout sums it up.
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Don't date these people unless you want this to happen to you http://youtu.be/fTqra4YSsaM
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I doubt it's that serious. He's probably just trying to be a hard ass and intimidate any would be courter for his daughter in an effort to scare them to treat her well.
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"Where would you least like to be shot" I will be the one doing the shooting, in your daughters face. "What's the last bone want broken" My penis, as I'll be using it to destroy your daughter at a later time
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Everything seems to be in order here; move along.
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1 ReplyHahaha That's god damn hilarious. If you think he's being serious then maybe you should reconsider all of your life choices.
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They probs think they funny
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he's just trying to scare the boyfriend lol its fine
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2 RepliesYou're to stupid to date if you think he's serious
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As a dad, I find this hilarious, appropriate and brilliant all at the same time.
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[quote]Where would you least like to get shot.[/quote] Not the face. Or nuts. Thank you. [quote]Whats the bone you least want broken?[/quote] Arms.
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Well if he wants sex don't date her she probably has a chastity belt as well.
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The answer to both of those questions is skull
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I'd answer the door with my shotgun ready and ask him his intentions If he stutters or looks fearful, he isn't worthy and I run him off my property
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WTF?!
