1. No reason boners are pretty self explanatory. It's when you get a boner for little to no reason. These occur when wearing things like basket ball shorts, swimming trunks, and tight pants. (Don't wear tight pants, it's ghey)
2. Piss dribblits. Why does it seem like the last little bit of piss never falls out until you pull your pants up?
"You can shake it, you wiggle it, you can bang it against the wall but until you put it in your pants, the last drop won't fall"
[spoiler]I could only think of two, don't judge me[/spoiler]
Explain your choice down below.
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Definitely pissing when taking a shit but my dick isn't at the correct angle to the seat and the piss fires everywhere. The seat, ground, trousers etc.