You know you, yeh? You know The Tower and The Reef, yeh?
Well in the next patch YOU have your own area in one of the social spaces.
What are you? Where are you? Why are you there? What use are you to anyone? Explain yourself!
You can be anything you like, just make it good or I will punch.
Come up with a good idea and you can have a vendor stall :)
Get your creativity on the go :-)
My Idea is in here -
[spoiler]Shader Design Hut!
My idea is to persuade that old bitch who sells a few boring shaders to retire so I can take her spot.
I'd sell an empty shader palette - all grey when you buy it and your character will look like a tit.
However I also sell hundreds of colours, patterns, shines, shimmers, glows and hues. You can buy 3 to put into your shader in whatever order you like.
Try before you buy! You will have half a screen showing the colour options and the other half showing your guardian and the effects the changes would have.
Fill your shader palette up and go on your way.
Once your shader is complete, it is locked and can not be changed, so you'll need to come back to me if you want a new one ;-)[/spoiler]
edit - Wowsers peeps, with all these cool ideas, we might have to ask Bunj to open up the closed area down near the Speaker! We gots lots of stuff and this hype is totes real!
edit - deleted the list of best ideas because it wasn't showing them all correctly and was becoming too long. Sorry
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I give free legendary and exotic engrams evey week to make guardians happy after being let down by Rahool
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Dresses!!!! Yes you hear'd me DRESSES my vendor would sell dresses so Titans and Hunters alike can finally experience the joys a Warlock has by choosing a dress of their liking!! How's that sound for starters?
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Weapon parts
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I offer the best fruits in my swimming pool
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Hi, I'm the new vendor. I offer elemental changes for all swords ( rare, legendary, or exotics). In addition, I sell sword shaders.
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Sell gjarghornyorn for one strange coin behind the door in the tower
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I am the last remaining Tigerman and I reside behind the huge doors in the Tower. I sell materials and misc, I buy materials and misc. I use all currencies for trades. All will come to me to avoid the grind, and all shall be served fairly and justly.
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Im just another vendor. Names not impotant, but what i sell is. Every week i will sell one type of weapon or armor. So one week ill only so auto rifles, the next maybe a helmet. All my gear is legendary, and for the price of 200 legendary marks you can choose the weapon you want and the perks that go with it. Now to make my goods fair to everyone, you can only buy from me once a week or 2 weeks i dont know yet. And only one buy per account is allowed. What do my guardians think?
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Id be a hunter human vendor What would I sell u say companions such as wolves cats bears fallen thralls and so on
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I would sell DLC in game. I'd make bank.
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If I was a vendor, I'd probably be a weapon tinkerer next to good ol' Banban. I'd have options to change color schemes, add or subtract parts, and maybe have some crazy premade weapon paint jobs. All of it would be aesthetic, of course. None of it would be terribly expensive, ranging from a few hundred glimmer to a few thousand, depending on what varying rarity it is.
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Edited by Me Noobatron: 9/2/2015 3:41:36 PMI am a new vendor that has come and ended all exotic rng in this game. I now sell all exotics for a price. Primary exotics can range from 150-250 strange coins, special exotics can range from 200-350 strange coins and heavy range from 200-350 strange coins. All armor costs 100 strange coins. I also believe in variety, so you may choose to customize your exotics by spending more strange coins on them. Would you like a Multi MIDA Tool with a different scope? So be it. Or perhaps you are a fan of Hardlight, but black isn't really your colour, so pay me and select a skin out of my many options. I will allow you to customize your exotics like never before, but the price...well that is something we can discuss later on. I also have a new system of bounties that reward you strange coins, however be warned, the tasks I wish for you to complete are not easy, nor are they anything like you have done before, but who knows, maybe you are crazy enough to find the fun in the chaos that I ask you to walk into. I am Crynox, Agent of the Nine.
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Edited by Benny: 9/2/2015 5:51:10 PMI'm variks assistant. All I do is sell rocket launchers with shank burn for 5000 glimmer. [spoiler]I make good money[/spoiler]
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I would be a robo pilot in the reef. I would sell ships and teach new guardians how to fly them to have epic space battles with! Every class of enemies have space ships so why don't we fight them up there also!?
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"Margarita stand" -Sermakon
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"Caricatures by Bapho" I draw those goofy, big-headed doodles of your most prominent features, just like pre-collapse Disneyland. If you're brave enough to enter the tower with your helmet off, I promise it will turn out much better. Its tough to exaggerate smiles on helmets. I mostly draw guardians on sparrows, but I'm decent at depicting you disproportionately perched on top of a Bane of Dark Gods or Aspect of Glass. (I'm constantly improving, but please, no Queen ships). Pricing: Single Guardian: $5000 Glimmer 2-3 Guardians: $7500 Glimmer (Fireteam Discount!) 4-6 Guardians: $10K Glimmer or 5 strange coins (best value!!!) Also, Churros. $200 glimmer each.
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Falafel
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Sword shop. Will sell rune scimmies for 25k ea.
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Edited by pTelex_X1: 9/2/2015 12:55:19 PMI am Telex-31 I am frame vendor, selling sparrow upgrades PIMP MY SPARROW Neon glows? check Crazy paint jobs? kill -insert bad guy- and sure Oh you want flames coming out of the side Mad Max style? Why not LAZORS SKULL HOOD ORMIMENTS!? ARRRGGHHHJ! fzt.. Rebooting Hello I am Telex-32
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One day open bar All for free
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Hot sausage on a bun! Free mustard, and that's cuttin' me own throat!
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I'd open up a Retro weapons and Armour stall. All previous gear from year 1 would be offered up as rewards for bounties. Not easy bounties either, you'd have to work for the Y-09 Longbow I'm selling this week, perk roll once you complete the bounty would be random as well. Each week I'd have new stock (random) 1 weapon from each slot and 1 armour piece from each slot too
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Edited by XenomorphWraith: 9/2/2015 3:37:40 PMI can charge an exotic primary with an elemental effect, at the cost of: -25,000 glimmer -500 weapon parts -250 planetary materials -100 motes of light -25 exotic shards -1 exotic weapon that has burn properties. If you sacrifice an Invective, then the solar damage will be applied to your primary.
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Sell salty tears for 25001 glimmer [spoiler];)[/spoiler]
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Edited by BanditNation: 9/2/2015 5:39:42 PMI'd sell new versions of the Queen's Wrath armor, with Ghosts and Sparrows.
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Recycler I would sell stuff people dismantled. Constantly rotating stock as things are bought and others dismantled. What you get is just the luck of when you stop in. Like a thrift store.