We were in 11th grade. We had a good looking lesbian teacher. She was standing in front of the class going on about Macbeth and other Shakespeare stuff. She was wearing white pants. Until it turned into a pinkish red in between her legs and she just ran out of the classroom. Our class was in just a state of shock and silence. Then we brook out into a flood of laughter. I shit you not. It was the best lesson in my entire life.
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The lesson: Don't wear bright colored pants in public