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>be me >be almost 5 >never really had parents >went around the system for a while >finally get picked up by some couple >white, middle class, so thankful >names were Paul and Jenette >pretty lucky since most people go for the younger ones >bring me to their house, get to stay in the basement >get unpacked, house is huge > was awesome, finally had a home >feelsgoodman.jpg >weird at first but light up after seeing how many video games those two had >gamer mecca I swear >find out they all belong to their son >is neckbeard, fag, lives with his parents >quickly approaching late 20's >turns out to be pretty cool though >hooks me up with all his different games >sega genesis, snes, the works >turns out P and J are always away though >end up spending most of my days being watched by neckbeard playing video games >fast forward ten years >neckbeard chooses to stop being huge betafag that lives with his parents >finally gets own place in city >moves out >takes Xbox >c’mon man >after all these years? >we were so connected >comes back for the rest of his stuff >everyone's down in the basement >P admits I'd be better off with neckbeard >says he would love to take me, I'm touched >but says he got a crappy apartment >real small >sadly, no way there was enough room for me >I was old enough though, I'd be on my way out anyways sooner or later >still, neckbeard basically just left me in the dark after that >never knew exactly where he lived >never even heard from him anymore >fast forward 5 years >am almost 21 >still in P and J's basement >started working again last year >still no sign of neckbeard though >one day J's niece calls her up >bf kicked her out >parents live on other side of country >needs a place to stay for a few days oh yeah.. >she has watched me a couple times >28 >solid 7.9/10 >c cup jugaloos >she’s still having trouble after a while >turns "a few days" into a few weeks >eventually seems kind of interested in me >asks P if I work or anything >says yeah, been working on and off last few years >she’s interested in me >lot of her ex bf's were losers, never could hold a job mytimetoshine.jpg >she comes downstairs one day >am not wearing any clothes cause that's how I do >starts checking me out >says how big I am compared to all the others she's had She be J's niece and all, but damn she really turned me on after saying that >everything's a little fuzzy after that >next thing I though know she's banging me super hard >was raining out >she was soaking wet from being outside >was summer though so things couldn't have been hotter >basically let her do what she wants to me >she starts getting frustrated though >try to show her some good stuff but she ain't satisfied >turns out she is crazy >throws a remote right at me >shatters my screen >mfw I am TV This may be my last post for a while.

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  • [quote]>be me >be almost 5 >never really had parents >went around the system for a while >finally get picked up by some couple >white, middle class, so thankful >names were Paul and Jenette >pretty lucky since most people go for the younger ones >bring me to their house, get to stay in the basement >get unpacked, house is huge > was awesome, finally had a home >feelsgoodman.jpg >weird at first but light up after seeing how many video games those two had >gamer mecca I swear >find out they all belong to their son >is neckbeard, fag, lives with his parents >quickly approaching late 20's >turns out to be pretty cool though >hooks me up with all his different games >sega genesis, snes, the works >turns out P and J are always away though >end up spending most of my days being watched by neckbeard playing video games >fast forward ten years >neckbeard chooses to stop being huge betafag that lives with his parents >finally gets own place in city >moves out >takes Xbox >c’mon man >after all these years? >we were so connected >comes back for the rest of his stuff >everyone's down in the basement >P admits I'd be better off with neckbeard >says he would love to take me, I'm touched >but says he got a crappy apartment >real small >sadly, no way there was enough room for me >I was old enough though, I'd be on my way out anyways sooner or later >still, neckbeard basically just left me in the dark after that >never knew exactly where he lived >never even heard from him anymore >fast forward 5 years >am almost 21 >still in P and J's basement >started working again last year >still no sign of neckbeard though >one day J's niece calls her up >bf kicked her out >parents live on other side of country >needs a place to stay for a few days oh yeah.. >she has watched me a couple times >28 >solid 7.9/10 >c cup jugaloos >she’s still having trouble after a while >turns "a few days" into a few weeks >eventually seems kind of interested in me >asks P if I work or anything >says yeah, been working on and off last few years >she’s interested in me >lot of her ex bf's were losers, never could hold a job mytimetoshine.jpg >she comes downstairs one day >am not wearing any clothes cause that's how I do >starts checking me out >says how big I am compared to all the others she's had She be J's niece and all, but damn she really turned me on after saying that >everything's a little fuzzy after that >next thing I though know she's banging me super hard >was raining out >she was soaking wet from being outside >was summer though so things couldn't have been hotter >basically let her do what she wants to me >she starts getting frustrated though >try to show her some good stuff but she ain't satisfied >turns out she is crazy >throws a remote right at me >shatters my screen >mfw I am TV This may be my last post for a while.[/quote]

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