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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
10/2/2015 2:13:00 PM
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Why Rahool might be the REAL Slim Shady
I've been working on a theory for months, that [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] in in fact the [b]REAL[/b] Slim Shady. Here is all of the information I've collected to support my theory.
1) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] and [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] have never been in the same room together.
2) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is blue. [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is white. [spoiler]close enough. [/spoiler]
3) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] dropped out of high school. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] does not have a high school diploma.
4) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] LP [i]Marshall Mathers[/i] was originally titled [i]Amsterdam.[/i] Amsterdam rearranged is [i]Dam Master[/i] [b][i]Rahool.[/i][/b]
5) The REAL [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] stands up. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] stands up.
6) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] admits to not being able to use a computer. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is only ever seen on an iPad.
7) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is left handed. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has a left hand.
8) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yourself[/i], was the first rap song to win an academy award. [b][i]Rahool's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yo' Purp[/i], was the first sick beat to receive a patch.
9) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] mother was in labor for [b]73[/b] hours. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has proven, on average, to generate [b]73[/b] hours of sadness.
10) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] and [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] both wear hoods.
11) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] has blonde hair. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] doesn't [i]not[/i] have blonde hair.
12) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has been quoted as saying [i]"come back before I get bored!"[/i] while [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b], coincidentally, has been on record as [i]"bored"[/i] before.
13) [b][i]"Rahool"[/i][/b] has a numerical value of [b][i]69.[/i][/b] While [b][i]"Slim Shady"[/i][/b] has a value of [b][i]110.[/i][/b] 69÷110 is [b][i]0.627[/i][/b], the exact amount of -blam!-s that they both give.
14) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is both slim [b][i]and[/i][/b] shady.
[b]#RAHOOLINATI [i]CONFIRMED[/i][/b]
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1 ReplyIlluminati Confirmed?
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1 ReplyIt all makes sense now...
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1 ReplyWow, all my life...... ........ .. .. .. .. ...... I have been lied to.
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1 Reply#2 was best lmao
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1 ReplyAh yes, I see your point there.
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2 RepliesWelp, that's enough Internet for today. You win.
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15 they both roll with obi trice
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1 ReplyHahaha
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1 ReplyI can't believe how blind we've been this whole time.
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1 ReplyLol, best post I've seen all day! xD
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2 Replies[quote]The REAL [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] stands up. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] stands up. [/quote] Close enough
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1 ReplyLol You're the best at funny post
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1 ReplyYou're right. The facts add up. Master Rahool [i]is[/i] the real Slim Shady, and the Illuminati has been confirmed.
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1 ReplyLMAO!!!!!! BEST POST EVER!!!!
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1 ReplyWell with all this evidence it seems to check out
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1 ReplyThis is one of the better post I've seen
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7 RepliesRemember in the lyrics of "My Name Is" he said "God sent me to tick the world off." Maybe that was foreshadowing.
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1 ReplyLmfao.... I think you've proven your theory...
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1 ReplyRahool and Ives. Straight Outta Cryptography
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2 RepliesNumber 7 is.
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1 ReplyNumber 14 is the best
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7 RepliesMy favourite post in a long time, thanks, you just made my bank holiday weekend.
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1 ReplyYou just made my day
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