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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
10/2/2015 2:13:00 PM
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Why Rahool might be the REAL Slim Shady
I've been working on a theory for months, that [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] in in fact the [b]REAL[/b] Slim Shady. Here is all of the information I've collected to support my theory.
1) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] and [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] have never been in the same room together.
2) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is blue. [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is white. [spoiler]close enough. [/spoiler]
3) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] dropped out of high school. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] does not have a high school diploma.
4) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] LP [i]Marshall Mathers[/i] was originally titled [i]Amsterdam.[/i] Amsterdam rearranged is [i]Dam Master[/i] [b][i]Rahool.[/i][/b]
5) The REAL [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] stands up. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] stands up.
6) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] admits to not being able to use a computer. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is only ever seen on an iPad.
7) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is left handed. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has a left hand.
8) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yourself[/i], was the first rap song to win an academy award. [b][i]Rahool's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yo' Purp[/i], was the first sick beat to receive a patch.
9) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] mother was in labor for [b]73[/b] hours. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has proven, on average, to generate [b]73[/b] hours of sadness.
10) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] and [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] both wear hoods.
11) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] has blonde hair. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] doesn't [i]not[/i] have blonde hair.
12) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has been quoted as saying [i]"come back before I get bored!"[/i] while [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b], coincidentally, has been on record as [i]"bored"[/i] before.
13) [b][i]"Rahool"[/i][/b] has a numerical value of [b][i]69.[/i][/b] While [b][i]"Slim Shady"[/i][/b] has a value of [b][i]110.[/i][/b] 69÷110 is [b][i]0.627[/i][/b], the exact amount of -blam!-s that they both give.
14) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is both slim [b][i]and[/i][/b] shady.
[b]#RAHOOLINATI [i]CONFIRMED[/i][/b]
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2 Replies[b]ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED PROCESSING... PROCESS COMPLETE RAHOOL IS THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP INITIATE CODE BLACK[/b]
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3 Replies100% truth #confirmed
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4 RepliesThis Fluffy Kitty guy is a legend, there rumours going around that he soloed the Vault Of Glass, but they aren't just rumours, i saw him do it with my own eyes.. ~ Executor Hideo
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1 ReplyHas science gone too far...?
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1 ReplyGuess who's back Back again Rahools back With engrams
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1 ReplyWhoever came up with this is a God-given comedic genius.
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1 ReplyNailed it!
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Oh shit illuminaughy cumfurmd
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1 Reply*brain chunks fly out of ears*
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3 RepliesSPOOPY
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1 ReplyPonethepoon have I ever told you how much I love your posts?
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2 RepliesBut you forgot about moms spaghetti
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1 ReplyHave you ever looked at the tablet Rahool is carrying? When the screen saver goes away, it looks like an image of a knife and fork or a spoon or something. Bastard is using my engrams to buy take-out.
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Edited by RumblingJOSEPH: 9/1/2015 2:09:12 AM[quote]Lose Yo' Purp[/quote] I lost it there
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6 RepliesCheck out this player who pushes me off the cliff because he could not get the heavy
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4 RepliesHave you ever noticed that everyone in the tower AND the reef are doing the same thing on their tablets?
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I was having a bad day and I needed this. Thanks.
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1 ReplyThank you for this
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3 RepliesBest post ever
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2 Repliesbest thing I've seen on these forums ever.
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1 ReplyMakes sense to me
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1 ReplyI'm on board
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2 RepliesThe cadet's logic is sound Captain
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1 ReplyI love these
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1 ReplyHalf Life 3 confirmed
