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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
10/2/2015 2:13:00 PM
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Why Rahool might be the REAL Slim Shady
I've been working on a theory for months, that [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] in in fact the [b]REAL[/b] Slim Shady. Here is all of the information I've collected to support my theory.
1) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] and [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] have never been in the same room together.
2) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is blue. [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is white. [spoiler]close enough. [/spoiler]
3) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] dropped out of high school. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] does not have a high school diploma.
4) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] LP [i]Marshall Mathers[/i] was originally titled [i]Amsterdam.[/i] Amsterdam rearranged is [i]Dam Master[/i] [b][i]Rahool.[/i][/b]
5) The REAL [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] stands up. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] stands up.
6) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] admits to not being able to use a computer. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is only ever seen on an iPad.
7) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is left handed. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has a left hand.
8) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yourself[/i], was the first rap song to win an academy award. [b][i]Rahool's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yo' Purp[/i], was the first sick beat to receive a patch.
9) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] mother was in labor for [b]73[/b] hours. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has proven, on average, to generate [b]73[/b] hours of sadness.
10) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] and [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] both wear hoods.
11) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] has blonde hair. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] doesn't [i]not[/i] have blonde hair.
12) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has been quoted as saying [i]"come back before I get bored!"[/i] while [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b], coincidentally, has been on record as [i]"bored"[/i] before.
13) [b][i]"Rahool"[/i][/b] has a numerical value of [b][i]69.[/i][/b] While [b][i]"Slim Shady"[/i][/b] has a value of [b][i]110.[/i][/b] 69÷110 is [b][i]0.627[/i][/b], the exact amount of -blam!-s that they both give.
14) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is both slim [b][i]and[/i][/b] shady.
[b]#RAHOOLINATI [i]CONFIRMED[/i][/b]
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1 Replybest thing i read all day. i approve.
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2 RepliesApproved,Tested and Confirmed
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2 RepliesAustin approves of this message
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Because he's always standing up
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1 ReplyIt's all making sense now....
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1 ReplyThis seems legit
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3 RepliesBreath of fresh air. Like literally, thank you. Been sitting on the pooper laughing my ass off.
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1 ReplyIt all makes sense now... Thanks for the laugh ;)
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5 Replies"Rahoolminati" Lmao. Anyone else think Rahool looks a bit like a blue Robin Williams?
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Illuminati to the max
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2 RepliesHI MY NAME IS....I forgot my name, my name was not to become what I became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is.....RAIN MAN
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1 ReplyRahoolinaty
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9 RepliesYou caught me
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7 RepliesNumber 7 had me. Top banana.
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1 ReplyOMG POST OF THE WEEK XD
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1 ReplyGENIUS!
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1 ReplyLolol love it
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3 RepliesEdited by DarthG8r: 9/1/2015 10:42:40 AMLOL rahoolinati!
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1 ReplyYou win the forum for today good sir.
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1 ReplyLol! I knew it!
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2 RepliesThis is an old theory from the beta. You must be new here.
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Pure Poetry
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1 ReplyI can't believe I didn't see it myself.
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1 ReplyI think I recognize this song from futurama
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2 Replies[b]ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED PROCESSING... PROCESS COMPLETE RAHOOL IS THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP INITIATE CODE BLACK[/b]
