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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
10/2/2015 2:13:00 PM
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Why Rahool might be the REAL Slim Shady
I've been working on a theory for months, that [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] in in fact the [b]REAL[/b] Slim Shady. Here is all of the information I've collected to support my theory.
1) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] and [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] have never been in the same room together.
2) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is blue. [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is white. [spoiler]close enough. [/spoiler]
3) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] dropped out of high school. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] does not have a high school diploma.
4) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] LP [i]Marshall Mathers[/i] was originally titled [i]Amsterdam.[/i] Amsterdam rearranged is [i]Dam Master[/i] [b][i]Rahool.[/i][/b]
5) The REAL [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] stands up. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] stands up.
6) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] admits to not being able to use a computer. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is only ever seen on an iPad.
7) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is left handed. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has a left hand.
8) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yourself[/i], was the first rap song to win an academy award. [b][i]Rahool's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yo' Purp[/i], was the first sick beat to receive a patch.
9) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] mother was in labor for [b]73[/b] hours. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has proven, on average, to generate [b]73[/b] hours of sadness.
10) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] and [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] both wear hoods.
11) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] has blonde hair. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] doesn't [i]not[/i] have blonde hair.
12) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has been quoted as saying [i]"come back before I get bored!"[/i] while [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b], coincidentally, has been on record as [i]"bored"[/i] before.
13) [b][i]"Rahool"[/i][/b] has a numerical value of [b][i]69.[/i][/b] While [b][i]"Slim Shady"[/i][/b] has a value of [b][i]110.[/i][/b] 69÷110 is [b][i]0.627[/i][/b], the exact amount of -blam!-s that they both give.
14) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is both slim [b][i]and[/i][/b] shady.
[b]#RAHOOLINATI [i]CONFIRMED[/i][/b]
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2 RepliesI just wasted a minute that I will never get back-sign here if u feel the same way
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3 RepliesThis is stupid.
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4 RepliesSnap back to reality!!!
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3 RepliesThere are 14 questions. 14-2=12. 12/4=3. 3 sides in a triangle. TRIANGLE = LUMNATI LUMNATI CONFIRMED. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
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2 Repliesyou are completely right no doubt :)
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2 Replies"Rahoolinati" killed me.
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1 Reply#7 confirms it
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1 ReplyI place the official Valus Ta'aurc stamp of approval on this post.
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9 RepliesHolding that iPad 24/7 must make Rahool's weak arms heavy.
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3 RepliesRahool can't be the real Slim Shady. Only if I'll see Dr.Dre walking around the Tower - then I will believe that story about Rahool.
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1 ReplyImagine Rahool singing The Real Slim Shady in his completely monotone, serious voice. xD
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[quote]I've been working on a theory for months, that [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] in in fact the [b]REAL[/b] Slim Shady. Here is all of the information I've collected to support my theory. 1) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] and [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] have never been in the same room together. 2) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is blue. [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is white. [spoiler]close enough. [/spoiler] 3) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] dropped out of high school. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] does not have a high school diploma. 4) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] LP [i]Marshall Mathers[/i] was originally titled [i]Amsterdam.[/i] Amsterdam rearranged is [i]Dam Master[/i] [b][i]Rahool.[/i][/b] 5) The REAL [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] stands up. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] stands up. 6) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] admits to not being able to use a computer. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is only ever seen on an iPad. 7) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] is left handed. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has a left hand. 8) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yourself[/i], was the first rap song to win an academy award. [b][i]Rahool's[/i][/b] single, [i]Lose Yo' Purp[/i], was the first sick beat to receive a patch. 9) [b][i]Slim Shady's[/i][/b] mother was in labor for [b]73[/b] hours. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has proven, on average, to generate [b]73[/b] hours of sadness. 10) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] and [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] both wear hoods. 11) [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b] has blonde hair. [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] doesn't [i]not[/i] have blonde hair. 12) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] has been quoted as saying [i]"come back before I get bored!"[/i] while [b][i]Slim Shady[/i][/b], coincidentally, has been on record as [i]"bored"[/i] before. 13) [b][i]"Rahool"[/i][/b] has a numerical value of [b][i]69.[/i][/b] While [b][i]"Slim Shady"[/i][/b] has a value of [b][i]110.[/i][/b] 69÷110 is [b][i]0.627[/i][/b], the exact amount of -blam!-s that they both give. 14) [b][i]Rahool[/i][/b] is both slim [b][i]and[/i][/b] shady. [b]#RAHOOLINATI [i]CONFIRMED[/i][/b][/quote]
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1 ReplyThis confirms it people. Loved number 7. Definitely the last nail in the coffin with that one!
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1 ReplyAnon would be proud
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Bless this post
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1 ReplyI can't stop cringing. Help Please send help
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1 ReplyGuess who's back back again?
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1 Reply11 really sold it for me, I wasn't sure until then but that just makes too much sense.
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2 RepliesSounds legit af....
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1 ReplyThe logic is stunning
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1 ReplyEdited by Seattleskiers: 9/1/2015 6:17:31 AMThis has to be a top 10 post on the forum
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10 RepliesDon't know who slim shady is actually so yeah.
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1 ReplyI approve
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1 Replybest thing i read all day. i approve.
