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Edited by catsaus:
2/22/2016 9:12:05 AM
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Pun of the day.
Will be updating every day with a new pun. On Saturday, I will put up a pun of the week under the same #. You can then vote for one of the 7 puns. I will erase the weeks puns as they will be on a poll permanantly on Friday. this began on 8/28/15.
2/22/16
I'd tell you a chemistry joke[spoiler]but I wouldn't get a reaction[/spoiler]
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Yep. Rip
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Is this post ded?
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Sorry for not updating for like 6 months, but shit happened in my life.
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IM BACK
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I got destiny last Christmas the first strike I played was the cinnamon pits
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1 Replythis isn't even punny 😑😂
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2 RepliesI went to a corn maze. It was aMAIZEing.
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*sits In a polished black leather chair*
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2 RepliesEdited by Lime: 9/26/2015 12:33:09 AMI once stayed up ALLL night and wondered where the Sun went... [spoiler]THEN IT DAWNED ON ME :D[/spoiler] What's the cheapest type of meat? [spoiler]Deer balls. They're under a buck! :D[/spoiler]
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lol XD [spoiler]I liked m8[/spoiler]
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Edited by Wraithlegend: 10/22/2015 8:14:55 PMI figured out i needed to speak to my son about his no scope addiction[spoiler]so i gave him an intervention.[/spoiler]
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A girl with no arms and legs is on a beach, crying. A man walks up to her and asked what was wrong. She said; "I've never been hugged before". So he hugged her and walked off. She starts to cry again and another man walks up to her and asks what's wrong with her. She answers; "I've never been kissed before". So he kissed her and walked off. She smiles to herself. "I'm getting lucky," She thought. "Let's see how far I can get." She starts to cry again. A man walks up to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been -blam!-ed before" she answers. "I can help with that" he says. He picks her up and throws he in the ocean. "You're -blam!-ed now!"
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3 RepliesI hate holocaust jokes, Ann frankly I don't see the humor in it
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The puniest pun I can think of is a pun a friend made about puns so he thought it was puny
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5 RepliesOne person reply to this for later please.
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8 RepliesWhat is the best place for a rapper in the bungie forums? [spoiler]#OffTupac[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Maulecule: 10/22/2015 2:18:07 PMWhy does Master Rahool have a hard time weighing things? [spoiler]Because he weighs engrams.[/spoiler] How do you bill a titan? [spoiler]A shoulder charge.[/spoiler] Why shouldn:t you hit on Oryx? [spoiler]He's taken.[/spoiler]
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Hello am spoderman En 2 dey we tlk bot punz
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2 RepliesWhy was the cheese burger running [spoiler]to work on his buns[/spoiler] Half way through his work you he got chased by a fat man isn't that a [spoiler]pickle[/spoiler] It's a good thing the fat man couldn't[spoiler]ketchup[/spoiler] Sorry my puns are [spoiler] cheesy[/spoiler]
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What do you call it when you're singing in the shower and you get shampoo in your mouth? A soap opera.
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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 was a registered "six offender".
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1 ReplyMy pants must be demons cuz my exorcist keeps taking them off
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I should've become a punter, seeking out puns in the wilderness of my mind. Maybe I'll make enough to settle in the puntry. I don't know, actually, that'd cost a lot of puney, which is punfortunate. I'm out of puns. I guess you could say I'm punniless. It's punderstandable. I'm laughing so hard, it's almost punful. Punderneath the pain is glory. You must punder the depths of your mind. You must now embrace the darkness of punography. Puns, in my honest opinion, are pretty pundane.
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2 Replieskill me
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2 RepliesIf a chemistry teacher throws sodium chloride at you, would it be [b]A SALT!!!![/b]
