X% of Y people attempt suicide every year, therefor we should nerf jokes all around the board. Words hurt more than sticks and stones ever will. But we should ban sticks and stones too though, just in case.
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And bridges cause that's where the successful suicides are. And water because they might drown. Also, concrete. We should maxi pad everything and get rid of all dangerous things so people can only attempt to suffocate themselves but will black out prior to death and therefore fail their suicide "attempt". Also the world should be silent so nobody has to hear anything that might hurt their feelings. And remove the eyes. Is there such thing as butthurt proofing the world cause if so that's exactly what I'm talking about.