HUB: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/149586915/0/0 "Forget the sniper," El Burninator said. "Do something else." "liek jay hod?" asked Badger. "I wouldn't mind that. You're practically useless." Badger was upset now, and started crying. "u no wat i dont diserv 2 liv enywayes!!!" He stormed out with tears streaming down his face, and tripped on the way out. NoiselessPurse was once again rustling jimmies, but this time he was at a wedding. He had just objected to the marriage and had stood up to tell everyone why. He was upsetting, once again, everyone in the room. He was just about to make his statement that would set everyone off when he noticed a large badger running on it's hind legs toward him. As it got closer, he realized it had a bomb strapped around it. It got closer, and closer, and closer. Finally when the badger got to him, it stopped, and Noiseless knew it was over. He winced. But nothing happened. He looked at the badger, and the badger looked at him, embarrassed at what just happened. The bomb didn't work. Badger knew he was about to be sent to jail for a good long time. It really was over, for him at least. "u fgt," said badger. "I HAD U!! UR A NOOOOOB!" NoiselessPurse and everyone else then proceeded to beat the snot out of him. He was about to black out when he saw something strange. A rainbow. And then, unicorns... What? Badger knew this was a hallucination, but as the unicorns flew nearer, they didn't disappear. Instead, they gutted everyone who was attacking Badger. Out of nowhere, a huge fart cloud burst through the large doors that lead to the church, and then a giant ogre came after it, and started swatting at the unicorns. Soon, it was a full battle between the unicorns and an ogre. The ogre swatted down many of them, but eventually a unicorn stuck it's horn right up the ogre's butt. Everyone stopped and looked. A large rumble ensued, and the ogre began to glow. Badger looked at it and knew that it wouldn't be good. The ogre then exploded, blowing up the entire city block. No one lived. THE END