Can anyone please make me smile? If you want to pm me, that's fine. I just need some cheering up.
Edit: Not going to watch porn you trolls.
Edit 2: You're amazing flood. :D
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*walks into kitchen* *wraps self in duct tape* *has gf pour Vaseline all over me* *all slippery* *rolls on floor like slug* [i]- Excerpt from xurs diary[/i]