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Edited by H REX: 11/24/2014 10:40:12 PM
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DRINK RAID FUEL!!! YOU WILL PLAY BETTER _ OR FEEL BETTER ABOUT SUCKING!

THAT IS ALL! I think I can actually market an alcoholic Energy Drink and call it "Raid fuel". There is a business idea in here somewhere. I can see the commercial now: Hi - I'm H Rex - Admin of the well known Destiny Clan DoD X1 Delta (the founder seems to have left a long time ago and I kind of defaulted into Clan leader, without the privileges) You may know us because the oldest videogamer, in the world, Havaclu, is regularly featured on the DoD podcast. Or like most people you don't listen to that insane podcast...Either way I am pretty Fukcing famous in my own mind and our clan is super Kewl. In order to Beat Atheon there is only one way that makes certain that 100% you can beat him every time, and that's to play either with the DoD All Stars - Fang, Prei5t, Delaux, Me7us, and some other boners, but they will likely not play with you because they are a bunch of elitist schmucks, who most of the time don't respond to invites or messages, and only do so when one of their super cool click is off playing CoD (but that Me7us guy and goober are cool, and one of them is some sort of Minister of God or whatnot so I guess he only answers to a higher power). The other way is to grab a crazy guy from some Caribbean Island somewhere to your back, take some Majik Mushrooms, Have a raid whipping post who also throws numbers into his name like Ky1er, and grab a hard mode CP to avoid the oracles.... But I digress... Drink Some RAID FUEL, and your Destiny Experience will go through the roof! You will level like a mutha-blam!-a, and your .25 KD Raitio will feel like its 25. Raid Fuel makes the game so much better in so many ways. You can Fukc Up the Hive, Falle, Vex, and Cabal while getting FUKCED up yourself. So In short, Grab a bunch of your friends, family, or some PUG assholes and Drink some RAID FUEL to light your Destiny Experience on Fire!!! But whatever you do, dont start talking about Suros, Gallajorn, or any Autorfiles with some Man with a kids voice like Tapunks....that dude is just Abrasive...UNLESS you are on RAID FUEL, then his voice an comments slide along like a 2 bit hookers asshole covered in vasoline! RAID FUEL!!! Its good for you and those you play with. Just don't let it go to your head, or fall asleep and start snoring in Party Chat...you will never live it down...and that only happens to real bitches who can't control their drink.
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