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The love of my life is yo momma
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hey baby lets go back to the stacks like come on brah
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Has she snapchatted you the goods? Have you?
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Its a shame u werent a guy. We wouldve been great together.
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Be careful of biochemical addiction, understand that there is no such thing as love, and that its just the chemicals in your brain that influence how you feel towards a person. If you get addicted to things fairly easily, understand that humans are the most dangerous because addiction to humans is masked by the illusion of love.
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You have noooooo idea
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Start with "Sex is gonna be so much better IRL"
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"I didn't know you were this fat/ugly" It will make her feel good, trust me
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Remember to rub one out about an hour before so you come with your A game. Pretend you're the LastManStanding in Trials on game 7. You have the boon and you're tied up 4 rounds each. Make the magic happen!!!
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Soooooooooooo you've never met the "love of your life"..........
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Have to got your Ice Breaker?
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I do not recommend a destiny joke, like: "Well, at least it's chained up". I hope it goes well for you.
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Say nothing and kiss her passionately then say hi. XD I honestly met my wife online and she plays destiny amongst other games with me and this is a pretty accurate of our first few moments. I think they actual first thing I said was "OMG it's actually you" because we used to video chat and of course talked all the time. So anyways congrats dude I hope it goes long term for you guys!
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Out of curiosity , have you guys skyped or facetimed or anything ? Like is this the first time you guys will be seeing each other for real, or meeting in person ?
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Annnnnnd she has a díck.....
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#offtopic
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You shouldn't have to ask the question. You know her, you like each other, just be natural. No one can better tell you what to say than you.
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Edited by Vox Mortuis: 8/27/2015 9:10:22 PMHi is always a good starting point. Just try to talk about stuff like you have been. Strangely enough, I'm in a similar situation. My girl lives across the continent from me, after talking for 8 months we met in person for the first time three weeks ago. Just keep in mind though, as great as the time you have together is, when its over you'll be back to long distance.
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Edited by BitznPiecez: 8/27/2015 9:10:30 PM
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What happens in the Ward of dawn, stays in the Ward of dawn. Stay thirsty my friends. *sips drink*
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Get to know her. Regardless of what you or others in your position believe you don't truly know someone until you physically meet. People can be anything over the phone or internet. Talking to someone isn't the same as spending time with them. Lots of things that can only be found out while physically interacting can change the situation.
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Why don't you look like the pictures?
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keep it simple ,it's good to finally see you.
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Go with the classic: Hi there! (And give her a brief hug) Follow up with: Wow, you're even more beautiful in person.