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Tell her......,., can I touch your boobies?... No that was terrible all you have to do is give her the longest, strongest,hug you ever give then kisser like you mean it
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"Hello. It's wonderful to finally see you" Stand there smiling; you probably will anyhow. Then: be your normal you. Talk to her. Listen. Actually, double-listen. Good luck Guardian!
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Start up the oven. We're havin catfish.
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Bitches come and go man
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Don't say she's the love of your life you've only been dating a few months
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Tell her you love her
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Quoting lord shaxx "THIS IS AMAZING"
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Ask her if she has an hunter.
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You've Woken The Hive!, Hello.
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Guardian, down! ;P
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"You are even more beautiful when you aren't sleeping." "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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Tell her she looks amazingly beautiful :) Dude, don't even listen to half of the guys in here. If this is true, it's a cool story. I love when people connect in some unusual ways and then click, hopefully all goes well. Good luck!
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"my mom said I have till 5 so let's make this quick" "your just a creepy old guy with a bag of...wait...are those capri suns?" "I have to tell you, this is my first time soloing the dark below" "mom? is that you?" "Deej? is that you?" "unless you drop purple engrams or glimmer, we have nothing to talk about"
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So, do you wanna see my black hammer? FULLY upgraded and ascended!
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Let us know how stupid you feel in a few months for calling her the love of your life
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Wow you look different than your picture!
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"Long time no see" lol
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Wrong place for relationship advice, yo. This place be full of trolls.
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start of slow by just talking for about an hour, then go in for the sweep later. u dont wanna be pushy on ur first real meeting together
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First thing you say is giving her a hug. O.o i met my wife online and we didnt meet for 3 years first words spoken to each other were uh hi followed by hugs xD
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Do you like overpenetration.
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She's probably a dude.
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or you could say baby come back when she runs away when you got nothing to say LOL
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I wanna plant my tactical insertion in your headquarters.
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Take it from a someone experienced, it won't work.
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