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Edited by Them7:
8/28/2015 9:42:35 AM
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Do you think there's a guy who has a footlong penis, and worked at subway, and on his first day, when a customer says, "I'd like a footlong..." He instantly whips it out and drags it across the salad?
Title.
I'm not high I promise. I genuinely think this shit. From now on, whenever I have a thought like this, Imma post it here. Enjoy.
Edit: yep, doing these daily. These reactions are the best, even the sarcastic ones.
Just wait for tomorrow.
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18 RepliesXD so randum! so quircky! what a unique individual you are OP!!! XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Isn't this what Jared did?
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I'm just glad to know I'm not the only person who thinks like this.
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11 Replies[quote]S is for Shitposts that clog up the forums T is for These nuts O is for op is a fgt P is for please go die[/quote]
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I knew that man... I was one of his... Foot longs
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Longus Dongus
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Yes, someone in this world is doing that right now as we speak
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1 ReplyEdited by AStupidThing: 8/28/2015 2:06:05 PM*sees post* Oh shit. He's telling everyone about my first career fail! *runs away dripping salad dressing from pants*
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Did you mean "Brazzers"?
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Yes, somewhere in this world, yes
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3 RepliesWouldnt that be a foot schlong?
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1 ReplyWelcome to Shower Thoughts. With Scarily Close.
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1 ReplyLadies and gentlemen. Conway Twitty
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Weird. I thought this happened to everyone
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No I don't think there is. But if a girl asked me to show her my foot long I would.
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Dafuq
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1 Reply*Leaves post*
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2 RepliesIs this in retaliation to the picture of the black guy in prison telling Jared Fogle not to worry? If not... [spoiler]go look it up.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesYou won "the longest title award".
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Old lady behind the customer "I'll take that"
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wait... how did you know I work at Subway? are you stalking me?!
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Edited by Eluminary: 8/27/2015 9:52:47 AM... of course the customer was 10 years old and thats how jarod got his spokesman job, common knowledge really In retrospect this should have been a red flag.
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The only men with footlong penises are men who have used drugs/surgery
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