Founded in 1992, Donate for a cure is the oldest and largest research movement today working with affiliated scientists, medical centers, and charity/awareness foundations to bring surface to a cure to a crippling condition, NSD.
Neural Shitposting Disorder has been a leading cause in over [b][i]96%[/i][/b] of forum users in the past 19 years. That’s over [u]triple[/u] what it was in 1993. NSD is a birth defect that occurs when a victim’s mother is a carrier to a well-known psychological disease commonly dubbed today as homosexuality.
Operation NSD for a cure is a 607© nonprofit organization and receives no government funding. All of our income weighs on the hard work of fund raisers, help from donators, and our minimal sponsors.
Our vision is create a world where all forum inhabitants are free to post productive, innovative, and positive OPs in hopes of making society a safer and easier place to live. In 1998 we partnered with Google to aid in the battle against the Bing infection. Despite BingitOn and Bing Rewards Program, there are less than 6% of the population suffering today. From that partnership Google now sponsors and aids in our research against NSD.
[i][b]What we need[/b][/i]?
In order to help Operation NSD for a Cure we ask all good Samaritans to relinquish their posting rights for one day. One day can help a child live a normal life. Be the person we need and help us stop this debilitating disorder.
[Op NSD for a Cure is not responsible for any repercussions or damages resulting from user donations. By donating you acknowledge and agree to any risks associated. NSD for a Cure does not cover any brain damage caused from Forum Withdrawal Symptoms. If you experience irritability, urges to shitpost, or signs of lurker syndrome please contact your closest medical provider ASAP. These can lead to undesirable effects]
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*insert:shut up and take my money meme*
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Those tags tho
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I support your cause and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Not gonna lie. Lack of sleep does wonders. I got through roughly three paragraphs before I realised what this was. Well played partner. Ya got me.
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Edited by Onion Beetle: 8/26/2015 4:27:00 PMI suffer from this disorder and would gladly accept any donations to make my hard life less difficult. [i]Thank you.[/i]
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Edited by No_: 8/26/2015 4:15:24 PMWhat? I'm sorry but this is so retarded.