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Edited by Nucking Futs :
8/26/2015 4:35:29 PM
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Another shitty >be me
>be me
>meet 19 y/o at work
>shes chubby and socially awkward
>we talk for a while
>I'm overly nice as usual even though i have no attraction to her
>she talks about how all men are stupid
>i say "im not stupid tho"
>yeah but you're not into me
>shes right about that being a 4/10
>i supercringe and tell her shes beautiful
>she blushes and gives me her #
>I gather from her texts that she's a kissless betafag
>I take her out to a fancy restaurant
>take her home afterwards and she starts to exit awkwardly
>i grab her arm and pull her in
>arent you gonna invite me in?
>"noo my grandma is waiting up for me"
>cool i can meet her
>she finally gives in
>granny loves me
>she tells me funny stories while her land whale grandaughter sits in embarrassment
>we finally make it up to her room
>shes really nervous but I get her nude.
>bang like brown bananas on every surface of the room
>she says we should take a break cause she can hear her granddaughter crying downstairs.
Grannybanger inc.
#Grannyvagisbestvag
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1 ReplyHahaha I needed that, that was good op
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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1 ReplyAyyyyyyyyy
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Rent.
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Gilfs gone wild
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That was the most excellent way to describe banging an old bag. Well done
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>be in hong Kong >be 97 >annoying loop music played via Intercome >be Bruce lees cousin that totally exists named Chung >a herd of fukin ugly reds are immigra- I mean invading >they want to turn our leader into weapon >start shooting people on a coca cola background >music still playing >avoid the poker chip of death and take the steriod of power >a giant head appears >its the leader >he be weapon now >the head keeps bouncing with the same fgt face >I kill him >more reds invade >oh it's one of those games... I mean days >just an average day as Bruce lees cousin Chung at the border patrol
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1 Replythese are disgusting and stupid shitposts you should stop while your ahead [spoiler]make another one \(•-•)/ they are gr8[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLol wow, whas the grandmother better than a 4!
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1 Reply10/10 Still better than most threads
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3 Replies[quote]>be me[/quote] I'd rather not
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Edited by Eating Dinner: 8/28/2015 12:25:40 PM[quote]land whale granddaughter[/quote]LOL
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Dafuq
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Pls never stop doing these. its 10/10
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So shitty it was actually good
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4 RepliesDO MORE
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1 Replyebin fresh maymay of diabolical robustness fam
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Damn son, 888/8 would read again.
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1 ReplyGo back to 4chan.
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4/10? Are you Bret Hart or something? Sheesh..
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This was hilarious
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Haha wtf
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You do your father proud
