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Edited by Bucket of Tears: 11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines

This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is... I'll start: Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine. Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you. EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!

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  • When you strip I'll drop my green engrams all over you. Girl I can show you my strangers rifle and when we get in bed, you can get a mouth full of my scatter grenades imma pile drive my Gjallahorn in you so hard you'll be screaming like omnigul on a bad hair day. Check your postmaster, cause you got a faction package, and it ain't no focused light in there, You gon orgasm like the vex teleporting to different worlds and there ain't no times vengeance either. Call me Spider-Man one more time and you gon be praying to the archon priest after I get done shooting 4 golden gun shots onto your face while I wear my symbiote helmet. My pull out game so strong that shit got a bubble with armor of light and force barrier active, so you don't gotta worry bout shii. You ever been gangbanged by 3 hunters with 4 golden gun shots and 3 Titans with the bubble strat? Cause that's what's bout to go down. Aladdin can show you the world, but he can't take you to the moon and 3 Otha planets within 10 minutes. He ain't shii. If you want a real beast no Disney shii, check my crucible stats.

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