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originally posted in:Polemarchs Order 1911
8/25/2015 8:47:33 AM
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WHERE IS TESS?
What happened to Tess in the Tower? Where did she go?
[spoiler]Miss the voice, don't Dinklebot her.[/spoiler]
English
#Destiny
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Well, she's a transformer. So you see, she was tired of having to deal with people and was alike, "-blam!- it I'm transforming my ass to a kiosk" and now she's over by Eva Levante. Eva is old and weird though so she stares at her all day long and it creeps her out.
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She got caught banging sweeping bot
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She is replace by a robot
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Probably taking a dump
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She's been fired! She was found sleeping on the job. Can't blame her, it must be boring sitting there all day!
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1 ReplyXur kidnapped her when he was at the tower. I guess that just goes to show you can't trust a thing with tentacles ;-)
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1 ReplyShe took a pike. They minded.
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On holiday! She's temporarily been replaced with a little kiosk by Eva Lavante.
