All I will give you is I have blonde hair, blue eyes, I'm Australian and my name is Ollie smith and you have to roast me
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We all know you are obviously fat and grotesque, neckbearded individual who clicks away on his keyboard covered in the residue of recently nacho flavored doritos and hands that are sticky because your extra fat in your arms knocked over your mtn dew code red and spilled it all over your hands and floor. So why don't you do us all a favor and get a mop and clean up that mess and hopefully amongst the debris of Pokémon fanboy t-shirts and posters of Naruto and the smell of your dampen basement you can find the little dignity that is left of your sorry ass.