"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you balls, don't make lemonade! Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the balls! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible ball that burns your house down!'" ―Cave Johnson