Ok, Elmo needs to tell you a lot of things about Elmo!
First Elmo supports ISIS! That's right! By supporting ISIS, they'll drown in money!
Second, Elmo is voting for Donald Trump!
Third, Elmo is supporting illegal human trafficking so that way people can have slaves!
Fourth, Elmo supports drugs like meth and heroine! Why? Because Elmo likes drugs!
And that's all the things Elmo needs to tell you about!
EDIT:
Tickle me Elmo
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I always knew you were red because you were a demon!