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8/25/2015 2:42:10 AM
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Post your best pickup lines
'Cus why da' fuq not?! I'll start.
The proper way to put your arm around a girl for the first time, is to do this. Tell her "You know, the distance from *here* to *here*" poke one of her shoulders, and the back of her neck in THAT EXACT ORDER. "is the same distance from *here* to *here.*" Poke the back of her neck, and then wrap your arm around her, reaching the opposite shoulder.
Next step: Collect panties.
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Wanna Play titanic? [spoiler] I'll be the Iceberg, and You can go down [/spoiler]
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Hey girl your legs are the word, now let's go upstairs and spread the word
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Hey did you fall from heaven? Because your face is all -blam!-ed up.
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1 ReplyHey did you hear there's only going to be seven planets? [spoiler]after I destroy Uranus[/spoiler]
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Mmm girl how about u sit on my face so I can eat my way to ur heart <3 Do u buy ur pants on sale? Bc at my place they would be 100% off Are u a washing machine? I want to put my dirty load inside u
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Hey girl are you trash? CUZ I WANA TAKE U OUT BABY
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Are you a lawnmower because I really don't want to f uck a lawnmower, but I'll do what I gotta do.
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Hey wanna watch a movie? I got murder porn revenge porn granny porn regular its all here baby
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"Ayyy shorty, what's bby, you tryna look at these heelies?"
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1 Reply"Hey baby, wanna see my light up sketchers?" [spoiler]gets all the girls wet[/spoiler]
