All I will give you is I have blonde hair, blue eyes, I'm Australian and my name is Ollie smith and you have to roast me
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Ill spit roast you
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Um... uhhh... you're a bogan.
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I would try but I wouldn't do as good a job as nature.
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Mmm you're gonna taste so nice once you're done.
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Do I at least get a fire to do it or do I have to use a giant rotisary?
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Bruh your picture is Future War Cult how can I roast you when society has already burnt you beyond recognition
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Roasting ensues
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[i] [/i]
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You have to post a picture you brain dead fuk, how stupid are you? 9/10 neurologists recommend suicide.
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Like on the barbie?
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How did you escape the Holocaust?
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So, like spit roast or what?
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You're a fag.
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BRING THAT ASS HERE BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE SOME BBQ RIBS BOY NO LEVEL 34S IN DESTINY BOY FÛCK OUTTA HERE BOY OLLIE SMITH MORE LIKE OLLIE SHÎT BOY GET ON THE GRILL BOY
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We all know you are obviously fat and grotesque, neckbearded individual who clicks away on his keyboard covered in the residue of recently nacho flavored doritos and hands that are sticky because your extra fat in your arms knocked over your mtn dew code red and spilled it all over your hands and floor. So why don't you do us all a favor and get a mop and clean up that mess and hopefully amongst the debris of Pokémon fanboy t-shirts and posters of Naruto and the smell of your dampen basement you can find the little dignity that is left of your sorry ass.
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Well if that's what you want mate. *fires up grill* Ah fack. I'm out of propane. Sorry mate. No can dosville baby doll.
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*looks left* *looks right* ...That grimorie score though... [spoiler]plz don't kill me flood[/spoiler]
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Your name is a skateboard trick.
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[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] piece of shit. You and your people are horrible vermin, and you should be erased from this earth with the same practices you used against Jews
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Won't you step in my oven so I can roast you, literally ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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OP is fgt