Piss on me. -blam!-ing piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spears. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
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Oh my god
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-blam!-ing piss on me. Stand over me on a chair and let it stream down all over my face. Make that -blam!-ing piss mix with my tears so that I have pissicles hanging from my eyebrows. The -blam!-ing salty tears mixed with your -blam!-ing piss will leak down my face and form pissicles that hang from my nose and I will -blam!-ing lick and slurp at those pissicles all day long cuz I'm a -blam!-ing flaming turd who is a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
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This escalated quickly...
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U mirin?