Hm? Oh, hi gang, it's me, The Aesir. Just stopped by to let you know that beyond this post is a dangerous amount of salt (as dictated by our top NaCl detectors). Salt levels that high are considered extremely dangerous and even fascist to certain freedom lovers. If you value your way of life and state of mind, please don't visit any of the posts below, as they can severely cause saltiness to you.
Of course, you must be wondering how you too can prevent those same levels of salt from harming you, or even the ones you love. Well, if you happen to purchase a standard issue NaCl detector, you can get started down the path of anti salt protection! Just test it out on topics such as this and you'll get results, guaranteed!
This has been a public service announcement from The Grand Ruler of the Universe in his Omnipotence, Firebrand Aesir
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Æsir? Maar je bent niet een Gott...u bent een meisje. Din fita.