*walks into post*
*falls down from impact*
*opens door*
*enters post*
*sees all the horny lesbians*
Whoa, I'm not getting involved with this shit
*looks at picture*
*sees why lesbians are all horny*
*leaves thread, giving no literal shits*
*scrolls farther in offtopic*
*faith in humanity commits suicide*
*voted damustr8bbygurl for hitler*
*shuts off companion app*
*makes sandwich*
*moves to couch with sandwich*
*turns on Roku*
*flips to YouTube*
*takes bite of sandwich*
*momentarily contemplates sexual intercourse with sandwich*
*decides no*
*watches JackSepticEye while eating sandwich*
*laughs at retarded thing on screen*
*chokes a little*
*choking intensifies*
*chokes more than a high school cheerleader*
*coughs up sandwich*
*hits dog in shoulder*
*hitmarker*
*vomits on dogs head*
*air horns*
*cleans mess up*
*climbs into bed*
*spends 3 hours on forums*
*goes to PornHub to fap*
*shuts off inter web*
*listens to music*
*sleeps*
*wakes up*
*comes on offtopic*
*calls OP a fgt*
*kills self*
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[quote]*walks into post* *falls down from impact* *opens door* *enters post* *sees all the horny lesbians* Whoa, I'm not getting involved with this shit *looks at picture* *sees why lesbians are all horny* *leaves thread, giving no literal shits* *scrolls farther in offtopic* *faith in humanity commits suicide* *voted damustr8bbygurl for hitler* *shuts off companion app* *makes sandwich* *moves to couch with sandwich* *turns on Roku* *flips to YouTube* *takes bite of sandwich* *momentarily contemplates sexual intercourse with sandwich* *decides no* *watches JackSepticEye while eating sandwich* *laughs at retarded thing on screen* *chokes a little* *choking intensifies* *chokes more than a high school cheerleader* *coughs up sandwich* *hits dog in shoulder* *hitmarker* *vomits on dogs head* *air horns* *cleans mess up* *climbs into bed* *spends 3 hours on forums* *goes to PornHub to fap* *shuts off inter web* *listens to music* *sleeps* *wakes up* *comes on offtopic* *calls OP a fgt* *kills self*[/quote]