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Edited by Fuchsia dream:
8/24/2015 2:23:26 AM
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The fate of bungie.net
My finest opponent; bungie.net accepts all who live fiercely, who defend their young, who build and struggle and grow, and even those who dominate—as humans have dominated, cruelly and without wisdom.
But to all of us there is a time like this, when the Webmaster seeks to confirm our essences, and for you, that time is now.
Know this, relentless enemy, spammers of the forums: soon we will face the enemy you have faced and defeated. I can see that challenge coming to the Community, and so do many others....and we are afraid.
That is why you, and many thousands of your people who may contain knowledge of how humans defended themselves against the shitspammers, will not pass cleanly and forever, as I would wish for a fellow warrior, but will be extracted and steeped down into the genetic code of many new humans.
This is not my wish nor my will. It arises from the skill and the will of the ninjas, who see much farther than I do down the twining streams of bungie.net.
So this additional indignity will be inflicted upon you. It means, I believe, that desticles will not end here, but may rise again—fight again. Humans are always warriors.
But what and whom they will fight, I do not know. For I fear the time of the Community is drawing to a close. The Flood is dead. In this, the ninjas and I find agreement. Take satisfaction, warrior, in that possibility.
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6 RepliesI still believe that Bnet is being moved to reddit.
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2 RepliesOh dear satan may I be a empty vesal for you may I not have control of my body but instead may my body be an instrument for your destruction and may your anger and vegence be expressed on earth as it is in hell and may I trump over all other false gods and their prophets and when my body is no use to it may it be brutially destroyed and may my soul be for ever returned to your will for it to be used again. May this pledge show my loyalty to you and my I be you tool.hail satan
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Ok? That seemed like a lot of effort? B.net is crap if I'm honest and is getting worse as time passes. Iv been here for about 2years now (bnet still says 1) and the toxic, shitpost, baiter trolls are rising. I fear I must leave here soon to find a new safe place before I start conferring with them
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1 ReplySalty
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1 ReplyTrue.
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2 RepliesWhere's the TL:DR?
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You forgot that this is just a -blam!-ing forum... right?
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Halo forerunner trilogy
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1 ReplyI demand a Zoobpocalypse amongst the entire site.
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9/10 literature.
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Did not feel like reading...
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4 Replies. "The forums have changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the great lennys. Three were given to the ninjas, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the flood, great miners and craftsmen of the forums. And nine, nine lennys were gifted to #gaming, who above all else desired power. For within these lennys was bound the strength and will to govern each sub-forum . But they were all of them deceived for another lenny was made. In the land of #destiny , in the fires of The taken king, the dark Lord Deej forged in secret a master Lenny, to control all others and into this lenny, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Lenny to rule them all. . One by one the free lands of B.net fell to the power of the Lenny. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of the flood and #gaming marched against the armies of #destiny and on the slopes of The taken king, they fought for the freedom of b.net. Victory was near but the power of the Lenny could not be undone. It was in this moment when all hope had faded that Noiselesspurse, son of the King, took up his father's banhammer. Deej, the enemy of the free peoples of B.net was defeated. . The Lenny passed to noiselesspurse, who had this one chance to destroy #destiny forever. But the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the Lenny of power has a will of its own. It betrayed noiselesspurse to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth and for two and a half years, the lenny passed out of all knowledge until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer. The Lenny came to the creature Cozmo who took it deep into the tunnels of the #recruitment and there it consumed him. The lenny brought to Cozmo an unnatural long life. For 10 years it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of cozmos sub-forum, it waited. . Destiny crept back into the shitposts of the flood. Rumour grew of a DLC in the East, whispers of a nameless fear and the lenny of power perceived its time had now come. It abandoned Cozmo. But something happened then the lenny did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a 1 year, A gamer of #gaming. For the times will soon come when #gaming will shape the fortunes of all..."
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Looks like Halo.
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Edited by MisterPugly: 8/24/2015 2:39:22 AMIt looks and sounds familiar.
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1 ReplyTl;dr
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1 ReplyEdited by Caggus: 8/24/2015 2:37:02 AMI have acquired paragraphs.
