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*casts cure*
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*nothing happens*
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Tubbs, you've got 5 seconds before I kick you
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*nothing happens*
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*picks you up and brings you outside*
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*nothing happens*
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*sighs* sorry bout this*punches you in the gut*
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*nothing happens* [spoiler]dude, if it's not obvious[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm dead[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]well shit[/spoiler] [spoiler]that changes things[/spoiler] *checks for a pulse, not finding one* *uses a Phoenix Down, reviving you*
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[spoiler]kek[/spoiler] *starts breathing heavily* What happened!
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*tosses you a health potion* you were dead, crashed through my shops roof
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Oh. *starts laughing* BEST PRANK EVER!!!
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How is you dying a prank?
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I was flying bye on Smaug and decided "Hey, I should totally die and see what they do! Drop me!" And then he dropped me. *Smaug flies down* Smaug:I told him it was stupid.
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How do you put up with him smaug?
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Smaug: I'm not normally with him. I have a kid now.
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Really now? Part dragon?
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We don't know yet.
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Whose the lucky dragon?
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[spoiler]oh crap[/spoiler] [spoiler]i didn't come up with a name[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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Smaug:Tubbs never named her. *he stares at me*
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Sooooo did you marry her?
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