This is a sign, Guardians. Tess' disappearance was no coincidence. It's happening. Remember that pile of bones in Skywatch? They're taking revenge. They have assembled into a massive skeleton and are after our beloved Cryptarch. We must stop this, Guardians. Go out and buy Destiny: The Taken Cryptarch for 40 cents at your local Gamestop.
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Lol sure, beloved, lol