originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*As the figure marches closer, it unsheathes a massive axe from its thick plating and charges forward*
[spoiler]surprise plot point![/spoiler]
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[i][u][b]Takes Aim With Anit-tank Rifle[/b][/u][/i]
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*the beast is ded*
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*pulls out my scythe and walks toward him*
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*draws songblade* Why does it always have to be axes....
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*It continues to charge forward*
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Alright. LETS DANCE! *mists up* *jumps at the collosus*
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*It rams into you*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 8/23/2015 1:34:39 AM[spoiler]nvm[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] BAdasity imcrease for weapons. normal sword. x 0.5 Axes: 2.6 shotguns: 2.0x akimbo shotguns: 3.0x cleavers; 2.75x hand to hand combat; 3.5 X thats all you need ot knwo for now[/spoiler]
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What about revolvers ?
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arround 1.75x
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Throwing knives ??
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no badassity boost
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*grabs hsi nodachi and begins charging towards the fgiure preparing to draw with hsi mehcanical arm*
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*It rushes past you and charges at pants*
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*wuickdraws and tursts the Nodachi aktana. a shotgun blast comes off towards the creature*
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bamps
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*A wildfire bursts up and covers the road in front of the beast as it charges towards the Dojo*
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*It charges through the fire*
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*Herds cows*
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*The cows start twitching, then violently contract as various metal part burst out of them* [i]BEHOLD MY NEWEST DEFENSE SYSTEM! LIVE STOCK![/i] *A closer look at the cows reveals them bristling with barrels of various weapons, and their eyes a vivid green*
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[spoiler]that's awesome[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ikr[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]#CowsMasterRace[/spoiler]