originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Welcome to my dojo. If you walk in, I will kill you. If you get near my dojo, I will kill. If you comment on this thread at all, [b]I Will Try To Kill You[/b]
HOWEVER: you may be able to escape. If you offer me gifts or you group up with other victims and manage to escape my dojo, I have some guy (LordMoldyButte) hosting a cookout in back. He's making shish-kebabs with katanas. I may leave the dojo to join the party periodically, but I will kill one person randomly, and only one. Good luck.
Best way to survive: offer me something, and I may let you live, albeit with an injury or two.
My weapons: sacrificial blade of Cthulhu, flaming katana that can be conjured from thin air, gold and diamond tipped sword, two desert eagles, explosive kunai, a magical shield, and a dagger that was gifted to me. I also now have two high end cars.
My allies: IntrepidTurtle, DrewGames777, BANANA, Richard Nixon, VengefulSiren, LordMoldyButte
Edit: 100 replies! [i]many more deaths to come, however[/i]
Edit 2: I now have the ability to conjure a flaming katana and have more powerful kunai.
Edit 3: don't touch that barrel in the corner. The head of the still-living deadpool is drinking booze in there...
Edit 4: my bloodlust is starting to subside. I may be a little more merciful. Maybe.
Edit 5: deadpool (DrewGames777) may kill you as well.
Edit 6: the Lenny's have invaded. This thread is under siege.
Update 7: The dojo now has a nuclear weapons program
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After reading this again, I think we might need to have another retro night at some point...
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I was banned at da time lol
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Deadpool, do you remember the rage marine?
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Nooooo- Yes!
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Oh ms gawd......
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Memory lane
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Nostalgia!!!!
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My gift : anything you want [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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I was there before you.
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I know?
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Someone said they were there before me lol
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I was the second member of the dojo behide turtle.
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Don't tell me you scrolled all the way to the bottom of the original post to find this...
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Totally not