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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
originally posted in: [DIGITAL_DOJO]
8/22/2015 2:02:27 PM
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Welcome to my dojo. If you walk in, I will kill you. If you get near my dojo, I will kill. If you comment on this thread at all, [b]I Will Try To Kill You[/b] HOWEVER: you may be able to escape. If you offer me gifts or you group up with other victims and manage to escape my dojo, I have some guy (LordMoldyButte) hosting a cookout in back. He's making shish-kebabs with katanas. I may leave the dojo to join the party periodically, but I will kill one person randomly, and only one. Good luck. Best way to survive: offer me something, and I may let you live, albeit with an injury or two. My weapons: sacrificial blade of Cthulhu, flaming katana that can be conjured from thin air, gold and diamond tipped sword, two desert eagles, explosive kunai, a magical shield, and a dagger that was gifted to me. I also now have two high end cars. My allies: IntrepidTurtle, DrewGames777, BANANA, Richard Nixon, VengefulSiren, LordMoldyButte Edit: 100 replies! [i]many more deaths to come, however[/i] Edit 2: I now have the ability to conjure a flaming katana and have more powerful kunai. Edit 3: don't touch that barrel in the corner. The head of the still-living deadpool is drinking booze in there... Edit 4: my bloodlust is starting to subside. I may be a little more merciful. Maybe. Edit 5: deadpool (DrewGames777) may kill you as well. Edit 6: the Lenny's have invaded. This thread is under siege. Update 7: The dojo now has a nuclear weapons program
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