Quotes, jokes, lyrics. Throw em at me.
Ex: Last name ever, first name greatest...
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[spoiler]Solaris alt cumferm? [/spoiler]
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I touched your butt
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Smoke weed everyday
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Necro bby
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"There's only one God, ma'm, and he sure as hell doesn't dress like that. -Cpt. America, from the Avengers "See you in hell, habibi." -Ramsey (or Ramses), from Uncharted 3
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WHAT IN TARNATION?
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You're so proud of all the one-liners you wrote, must be hard to talk shit with a dick in your throat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Everything I say because two liners require a brain
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Edited by Corvo Attano: 8/30/2015 1:22:24 PMIf toasters can fly that means stop signs shit their pants
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Its gonna be Legend ... wait for it .... ....dary LEGENDARY!
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Cuz fûck you Im Revan
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I'll be back She'll be back I'm back
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Edited by yieldatnothing: 8/24/2015 3:31:52 AMI asked my co-worker if he ever had this super spicy dish from a Mexican food joint and he said: "If I ate that, my ass would look like a Japanese flag" [spoiler]we work for a Japanese company[/spoiler] [spoiler]he weighs 400+ pounds, so it would be to scale depending on the size of the red spot[/spoiler]
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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
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COMB THE DESERT!!!
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╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮from the movie ╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
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If you ain't first, you're last.
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"Jews are weird" "I can't hear my haters"
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The Jewish boyscout didn't want to go to to camp.
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"It's not a party till someone sticks their dick in the mashed potatoes"
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How do you cut pizza? with Little Ceasers ;)
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Stay gold ponyboy.
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Carolina: "Bow chica bow...." (Everyone staring) Carolina: "What isn't that the joke? RvB Season 13
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"You shouldn't of did that" Someone please get this.
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[redacted]
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"Shut the hell up n[i]i[/i]gga!" - Chad Warden
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That was my Virgin Alarm. It's set to go off before you do.