She said I look like a monkey
She then said monkeys are cute
Was I monkeyzoned?
Another one said I have nice legs
I'm a dude and I wear leggings under my pants
I said "I wear leggings under these things"
Dude said prove it
So I did and Lady sees my legging covered legs and says "damn, those are some nice legs"
In truth, I do have some well toned legs. I'm quite proud of them.
And oh yeah, I'm STILL single
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Oh no! The monkeyzone!!!!!!
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Those first 3 lines just killed me xD
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[quote]Was I monkeyzoned?[/quote] Ahahahahhaha