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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/22/2015 1:51:26 AM
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*dodges in my sleep*
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*opens a portal in front of you*
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*dodges it*
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*it sucks you in*
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*I negate gravity effects&
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*portals don't use gravity bruh*
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*I negate it sucking me in without gravity bullshit*
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*portals open all around you* [spoiler]yes, and under and above you[/spoiler]
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*simply teleports away*
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*screams*
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*laughs*
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*walks away casually*
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*continues laughing*
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*continues walking away*
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*A portal opens infront of your crotch and a foot comes out of it*
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*uses pants* WOAH!!! *jumps through my own portal*
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[i][/i]
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*portal messes up and I go right through it not teleporting*
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*a bullet flies at you*
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*uses super speed and dodges*
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*A lazer flies at you*
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*dodges*
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[spoiler]its the red giant one.[/spoiler]
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*dodges* [spoiler]SUPER SPEED!!![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]super speed of as -blam!- cconsidering a red giant is bigger than the whole goddamn dojo and the place it inhabits itself. To op plz nerf.[/spoiler] [spoiler]yes I am a hypocrite.[/spoiler]
