Bungie is like a 15 year old kid who makes awesome stuff with Lego. He builds this masterpiece that his parents (Microsoft) are impressed with. He then went on to build another 2 masterpieces that fit seamlessly with the first one to create something truly amazing. He leaves for school one morning and his little brother (343i), inspired by what he has created, tries to recreate a forth structure to fit with the original trio. He fails miserably and breaks all four. But 343i is crafty; he patches up the first two to make them look better and plans to remake the third in 2017. Meanwhile he is trying to build a fifth "masterpiece" to fit the pile of broken Lego on the floor before him. His parents are hyping him up to their friends and setting expectations to match his older brothers original work that he cannot possibly meet. Bungie gets back from school and sees the pile of shit that was once a work of art lying in a heap on the floor. "meh" he says and goes upstairs to his room with his boyfriend Activision where he will be dominated and forced to make a new "masterpiece". The parents are all the while laughing as the tubes connected to their black hearts are being slowly pumped full of money the younger son is making. [i]Fin.[/i] [spoiler]RIP in peace bungie 1 liek = 1 prayer[/spoiler]