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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/21/2015 11:32:28 PM
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I have no clue what that is. But, just here.
*I back up*
Shoot me. Preferably in the head.
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*draws my magnum* alright*shoots you in the head*
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*it bounces off me* *I collapse to the ground* That lets me be invincible for a short time. That's honestly the first time I tried. It takes a lot of energy.
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*tosses you a stamina potion* so basically only useful in an emergency
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I guess. But, also i'm supposed to be a little smarter. Not gonna say how I got these. Let's just say Shrimp had something to do with it. *gets up* I also have pants that basically do the same thing. [spoiler]the thing I just showed you lasts a while btw[/spoiler]
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Oh ok, either way you've gotten stronger
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Yep. And I also got a lot of new gear. But, watch this! *I open a portal and kick you in then jump in after*
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*flips and recovers* *does a upper slash as you close in, releasing a wave of energy*
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OW!!! We're in my ship. *gets up* I just wanted to show you something. *closes portal*
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Well next time don't freaking kick me
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*kicks you in the balls without super strength* You probably destroyed what I wanted to show you. *drags you along the floor*
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*your leg becomes frozen* ice clone remember?
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Dang it. *hops away* Follow me.
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Alright*follows*
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Alright. Now, watch. *in a room is my portal stone but it looks different* *I pick it up*
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*observes*
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I modified it. Not only can it open portals, but now! *uses it* It can open portals to other dimensions!!!
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Should you really be messing with other dimensions?
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Probably not. *jumps in the portal*
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*sighs* *jumps in*
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*you see me talking to a bunch of people*
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*walks over*
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*I keep talking*
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*taps your shoulder* tubbs, what is this place, and who are these people?
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Well, this is the Dojo. In an alternative dimension. With an alternative me.
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Interesting, last time this happened it ended badly.
