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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/21/2015 7:15:48 PM
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*super speeds to you*
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*side steps*
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*trips*
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You good?
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OF COURSE!!! Now watch. *I punch you* [spoiler]accept it[/spoiler]
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*head snaps back a bit*
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Now watch. *uses super strength and punches you* Feel the difference?
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*guards* *slides back a bit* Yeah, I can tell.
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Alright, now. Stab me.
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Did you become a masochist while I was gone?
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I have no clue what that is. But, just here. *I back up* Shoot me. Preferably in the head.
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*draws my magnum* alright*shoots you in the head*
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*it bounces off me* *I collapse to the ground* That lets me be invincible for a short time. That's honestly the first time I tried. It takes a lot of energy.
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*tosses you a stamina potion* so basically only useful in an emergency
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I guess. But, also i'm supposed to be a little smarter. Not gonna say how I got these. Let's just say Shrimp had something to do with it. *gets up* I also have pants that basically do the same thing. [spoiler]the thing I just showed you lasts a while btw[/spoiler]
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Oh ok, either way you've gotten stronger
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Yep. And I also got a lot of new gear. But, watch this! *I open a portal and kick you in then jump in after*
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*flips and recovers* *does a upper slash as you close in, releasing a wave of energy*
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OW!!! We're in my ship. *gets up* I just wanted to show you something. *closes portal*
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Well next time don't freaking kick me
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*kicks you in the balls without super strength* You probably destroyed what I wanted to show you. *drags you along the floor*
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*your leg becomes frozen* ice clone remember?
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Dang it. *hops away* Follow me.
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Alright*follows*
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Alright. Now, watch. *in a room is my portal stone but it looks different* *I pick it up*
