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Edited by Avery:
8/24/2015 12:47:55 AM
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Booted a guy at Treasure Room, no regrets.
[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMotherfckrs, we're here.. It's time motherfckrs... Motherfckrs, in the short time we've played this game we have each handed Bungie enough money to feed 500,000 starving South Africans... These are men, women, and children dying that we could have saved by shifting this currency over to them... Motherfckrs, instead we have used that money on games, and dlc's to grind for weapons, and armor in year 1 that are now water guns, and bathing suits.... Motherfckrs, as we stand on this ship we have nothing from year one equipped...... It's like we went to Vegas, gambled away the house, and the casino felt bad so they gave us a complimentary casino Tshirt..... One size to small motherfckrs.......... Owned... Ice cold... Motherfckrs, Gjallarhorn... As you all know, none of us here have one equipped.... Except Mike... He is having separation anxiety.. It's gonna be ok Mike............... Man the fckk up motherfckr...... It's over, the weapons dead........ Let it go.. Motherfckrs, as you all know, Bungie trolled thousands just weeks ago by selling the most sought after weapon in the game, the Gjallarhorn.... Thousands didn't have it yet...... Mike, I'm looking at you btch........ Bungie executed the most epic troll in the history of trolls.. Not only announcing a nerf of the weapon, not only having Xur sell that weapon, but announcing that the weapon will not be taken into year 2.... Cold as ice......... Cold... As... Ice... Motherfckrs.... Bungie trolled hundreds of thousands of players by selling them..... yes..... you guessed it motherfckrs...... Xur sold them all a giant exotic trumpet...... Owned motherfckrs.. Owned...... Ice.... Ice cream owned... Motherfckrs, we stand here today about to enter this damn ship that will no doubt be a cake walk in the coming weeks when a nerd posts the Oryx glitch on Youtube that makes his leg fall off if you disconnect your router........ Motherfckrs, but today we struggle, and enter this dark alien butthole to kill this mothrfckr with our $300 worth of gear, weapons, shaders, and emotes... Some of us here will be carried.. Mike, I'm looking at you............ Most of us will probably rage quit... But some of us will taste victory.. Motherfckrs, last time we did this Bungie blessed us with Necrochasm...... Motherfckrs, I shot that thing once, and couldn't even take the damn thing into year 2.... Owned again... Owned..... Ice.... Motherfckrs, we can't be certain what we are gonna see in there today.. Theres only one thing that's guaranteed... None of the sht we get here today will be taken into year 3... Now let's kill some sht motherfckrs...
