There are 2 men. They are both hard workers. The first man works days on end for his pay, and then buys himself something he has had his eyes on forever ("Xurn").
The other man doesn't work as hard, and receives the same gift from an unknown benefactor. He then makes fun of the man who bought his reward ("Earn").
Get over yourselves.
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I'm mad Xur sold Thunderlord. It was the only weapon Xur sold once until today