The Market Square
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*You walk into the square and notice men shaping hot metal, merchants peddling goods, and pan handlers looking for handouts.*
The items you purchase here will help you execute bounties. With some time, you might become as dank as ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). We offer a wide variety of quality goods-the best in Uruguay. Here's our selection:
[u]Aspiring Lennite[/u]
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Lennite Fez (+2% vitality regeneration after bounty completion) $120
Temporary MLP Tattoos (+2% dank regeneration after bounty completion) $120
Fedora Tipping For Dummies (+3% vitality regeneration after bounty completion) $130
[u]Lennite Initiate[/u]
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Lennylope Skin Cloak
Beginner's Quick-Scoping Kit
Meme Medallion
Lennypede Chitin Shoulder Plates
[u]Lennite Acolyte[/u]
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Lock of Adolf Hitler's Ass Hair in a ZipLock Bag
Pajama-Onesie
Fake Neckbeard
Kekaslavakian Kilt
Oprah's Soul in a Genie Lamp
[u]Lenny Incarnate[/u]
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Portable Talos Shrine
Piece of Vladimir Putin's Heart in a Jar
Chuck Norris's Dick Foreskin on a String
One of Morgan Freeman's Vocal Chords
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Walks into market, presses button, kaboom, RIP market.
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I want a Mtn. Dew.
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I think there's a warlock in the bathroom.
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 8/21/2015 4:33:00 AMExample Response: [quote]I'll take a Lennite Fez. *Hands Empire Monies.* My current balance is $150.[/quote]
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 8/21/2015 4:35:05 AMCheck out examples for help.
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*music starts playing*
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I-------------------------------------I | Empire Monies | | ($) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ($) | | In Lenny We Trust | I-------------------------------------I Can I haz fake neckbeard plox