[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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I would have kicked him as soon as i saw 33
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Lol I probably would have done the same
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Edited by A Beaten Leaf: 8/21/2015 10:00:00 PMWait. You are a Level 33 Warlock. You died the most in the game. You were the only one in a game. Who was this?
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Good job. I want to do this so badly but Poe sucks.
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Did the person message you after you kicked them? Or did they accept it with grace and dignity?
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Sounds like he deserved it, if he really was mooching.
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Lmao -blam!-in gold bro
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Edited by ANT1 VENOM: 8/21/2015 8:24:51 PMYou are such a fag lol. Look at his recent games, just another attempt at some 'funny' trolling.
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Edited by Zero: 8/21/2015 9:44:36 PMI find it funny how people say kicking the guy at the treasure room is a "Dick move". If the guy actually did do his job killing things and helped the group then yeah it is a "Dick move". But if the guy sits there and does nothing and die's well....F*** I would do the same thing and kick his a** out at treasure room. That's the best kind of punishment. "Oh...you did nothing the hole prison of elders run and now you want the loot? Oh go on...take your loot...take it"...nope kick. Nothing is free is this world and it sounds to me this kid who got kicked learned that the hard way. Now I was not there for this so who know's it could be real or not. But I know the difference between a noob and a leech and from what this story is saying he is a leech and if I see some one like this oh you better be-leave I would kick them at the treasure room. That's the biggest f*** you to a leech and maybe...just maybe that leech might sit there and think "you know...me sitting there not working for my loot is not the way to do things...I will work for it next time" Life is a learning experience and that goes the same for game's and let's hope this leech learned a very valuable lesson...to work for there loot and not sit there an do nothing.
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I don't disagree with you, he didn't deserve it!!
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You should have opened the treasure chest then kicked, so it would have really hurt.
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Bump. I absolutely detest players that join and do nothing.
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For those of you that doubt if this is real or fake, well here is your proof.
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Edited by Aerohed: 8/21/2015 9:28:59 PMI don't blame you. You did the best thing you could've done.
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Hell yeah! Kids don't wanna put their money where their mouth is, they don't deserve a reward.
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Well deserved imo
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Edited by xSHIBBYx: 8/25/2015 1:05:57 PM
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I personally have never kicked anyone from a game for being inactive, most of the time it doesn't matter or determine the success of the run. I do understand that picking up a random for a 34+ PoE and having this happen would be a bit different. If I were going to kick someone I would do it at the beginning and not the end, there is no need to be a D-bag about it... just get it over with and move on.
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This is great, I wish you could kick AFKers during Dragon Strikes, too many times I've seen someone never move from spawn and get rewarded with a legendary
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I don't know if he is a leech or not, but I am fairly sure that you are a jerk.
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The fact that you can't solo that Poe isn't that surprising but not even attempting to 2 man it! It's like the easiest one by far! You can 2 man it so easily and solo it if you have the patience
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Reported/disliked/and muted.
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You could've just kicked him earlier...
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Daym son where'd you find this?
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Good job and all but uh, what's the point of this post? To brag? lmao, -blam!-ing facebook generation.