[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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Have had situations like this where I've carried a team and been insulted by aforementioned team for being so gullible in helping them afterwards, this is justice, good on you mate.
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I would probably have booted him earlier and found someone else but... Can't say he didn't deserve it. lol
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That's great. Lol
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Why does my strawberry jam smell like cat poo
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This is Justice.
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People are all like "that's a dick move" but dude was clearly active seeing they made it all the way there without him being returned to orbit for inactivity and was using his super at that, so the fact that he sat there and didn't contribute and he used them so in return he got what he earned, NOTHING. You've got to earn your worth.
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Edited by Glass Jaw: 8/22/2015 12:01:02 AMI feel like it would've been better to boot him sooner. Kind of cruel to drag him along then kick him just as the rewards come.
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Nicely done and surprised you didn't boot him before the rewards
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I'm not sure I would've have kicked the kid. Regardless of how bad he was. If the job was done then what's the point to doing that. Maybe he just wasn't good at the game. Regardless I don't think it was cool. I mean you dealt with him the whole entire POE. And then to boot him at the very end is kind of low to be honest. I mean why didn't you just do it thought the round and find another player. Sounds like you made up your mind on what you wanted to do before the end. But hey that's just my opinion.
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What the hell man, I was just trying to write you a poem, why did you need to boot me?
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I think this is -blam!-in hilarious especially with the waves
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Ur sav
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Usually I don't condone this. However, this is the only logical option in this case. Carry on sir.
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I mean I feel like booting him after room two would've been fine, but what do I know
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Edited by Oddish43: 8/21/2015 9:05:38 PMRemind me never to play with you. I don't like leeches either, but there are better ways to deal with them.
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Much praise Many thanks Rek scrubs The only thing I'm wondering is why it was suffering for you? Me and my friend two man Poe 34 all the time, but like you said, all skill. Many lols
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Where's edit six
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You're a loser who gets told everyday. The little bit of power you get by being party leader and booting people shows the tiny stub you've got. You're a disease to this wonderful community. Get the f*ck on you pathological lying scrub.
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I normally wouldn't approve of booting a person from the loot room... but this is an exception to the rule. That scrub was beyond useless and was only holding you back. The kid should never have asked to do PoE when he wasn't willing to put in the work to earn a prize.
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One of the few times a boot was necessary...slow clap for you sir
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Reminds me of players in strike who sit at the start and only come for the boss battle. Sadly, I have seen them get exotics and legendaries while the players who worked the hardest get nothing. I guess that is what the report for inactivity is for. Does it actually help? Don't know.
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Well played
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Played with this chick at skolas who didn't really do anything but die all 5 rounds. I guess she really only helped when it was skolas because it was solar burn and she had gjallarhorn. Surprisingly. She didn't die in that part.
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I would have kicked him as soon as i saw 33