[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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Edited by Rangefinder: 8/22/2015 8:35:10 AMi looked this guy up, and he said you cant boot in poe. [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/148037101/0/0[/url]
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You're a jerk. Kick him during the poe, not at the rewards... I get that he's not helpful and whatnot, but that's why u kick him during the poe. Not at the reward room...
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Based off of a review of facts, your prior PoE games. There were none that had any stats to really justify your actions.
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You warlock is the only one that has played cult of worms recently. You died 13 times (138 kills) Airdog died 7 times (202 kills) UR2EZ4Me died 11 times. (116 kills) It would appear as if this is a troll post....
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you did well
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Fair -blam!-ing plqy
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Lol I would've gave him a warning right before I kicked him just to teach him a lesson
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Fair enough, I probably would have done the same thing, but sooner
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Edited by Oberyn: 8/22/2015 2:26:30 AMI don't see the part where you warned him/her to start pulling his/her weight or he/she would be removed. Also you could of removed him/her earlier and saved making a thread, which is a cry for approval. But I guess I'm just a salty Sally.
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The click bait title is real lol
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Cool story bro, tell it again plz.
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I wudda spartan kicked him once i got that message lel
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Truuu
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No Ragrets
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To be perfectly honest that was the correct thing to do and I would have done the same.
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I had to be comment 1200
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If you beat it without him then why did you invite him I would've kicked him in the middle of the match and invite some else or get someone from the forums
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Leeches lol good one
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Noice
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Dude that wasn't cool. If you were able to finish it with him just sitting there, why did you LFG in the first place?
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Lmao, well if it was me I should tell that guy to play "the skilled way" or he will get a kick next round.
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TLDR Gave a total of 0 -blam!-s, KYS
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Would've done the same thing.
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Not sure who is worse ..... Oh wait you are
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Funnier during raids