[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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Good job
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Good move mátē
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Good on you
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Why wait until the end? Just kick him right there and look for someone else.
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I salute you
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Poetic Justice. I love it.
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Boot him earlier. That's just dick.
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DJ-Sentinel_Soul
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A moment of silence friends, for SuperScrub. May he find peace in the embrace of the Traveler. -
Was it scrub killer 69?
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The real reward is the etheric light not the rubbish you get from the chests at the end. so TLDR: superAFKer gets carried through POE 34 for etheric light.
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I think what you did was greasy and you should be reported. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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What a touching tale. * sniff sniff, a single tear drops*
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People still do PoE? You need more friends if you need off for a third.
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One time we were messing around and decided to kill Atheon. Random friend of a friend joins unannounced during Gatekeeper. RFoF gets kicked at the last Time's Vengeance before Atheon goes down.
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No ragrets. Not even a single letter
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he deserved it lol
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Please don't kick me again. It really hurt my feelings.
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I think the wave was a nice touch lol
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Yeah, I did that one time on the 32 on my first try doing it , I didn't want the chest , I just needed an armor core I know that makes me a bad player , but in my defense I fell asleep on the last round cuz it was 3 in the morning and we started at 1 and I was dead tired at the beginning . That's why I did what I did
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A random joined into a temporarily open spot on a VoG raid. We happened to be at the gorgon chest so we let the guy get about three feet in the door to the chest room to see a whole fireteam dancing in front of the chest before booting him.
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xD should've recorded it
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Sounds like he was only good for drawing fire.
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Haha noice
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lol awesome. I hate nothing more than finding people on lfg that aren't the level they say they are don't have the weapons they say they do. Afk'rs are the most annoying. good job
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Good job SuperScrub deserved it!!!
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I agree with you because of what he did but I'm not the type to usually kick, but for that you're definitely getting the boot