[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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Edited by Apollo BSG 75 H: 8/22/2015 3:56:35 PMHmm, would have booted early on. Funny...we found Guardian on LFG to finish an Elders.....we lost one...new guy joins, about to start and, "wait guys, forgot my treasure key!" SOOOOO, we patiently wait with no smart remarks...he gets his key and returns! READY to go...we launch into the arena and about 2 or 3 min into it...."gotta go to bed guys" and magic trick..guy disappears! Speechless...just had to laugh! Ahh....got new guy of LFG and felt compelled to ask before starting "Does everyone have there key?" The things you learn....
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Edited by Urban Shade: 8/22/2015 3:23:18 PMMan you're a dick. Just looked at your stats from that game you're a pretty shit person.
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Damn, SuperScrub is one of scrubbiest scrubs that's ever scrubbed. What a fookin' scrub :3
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Inb4noRagrets
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I feel this was justified.
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Edited by TheLasRomeo: 8/22/2015 3:21:26 PMWhy are you lying? Maybe you did boot him but you didn't boot him at the rewards. Seeing that Alligator85 finished playing with you and your teammate. Edit: provided link
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Ur a dick
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You should know that people can check your gameplay history before you tell a bold face lie. He had 116 kills you had like 138 or something and other guy 202. And his k/d was not far behind yours.
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No worries, I would've kicked him as well since I've had far too many instances of someone being AFK during an entire activity only for them to wind up with an exotic and the other players who actually contributed to the activity usually end up getting shit upon by the RNG. Therefore, leeches get no sympathy from me.
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Why wait until the end then? Kick him asap and 2 man it.. Who lfgs for 34 anyways? [spoiler]SuperScrubs! That's who![/spoiler]
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Git fukin rekt kid
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Edited by Sixclicks: 8/22/2015 2:47:54 PMThat's why I just two man 34 poe with my brother.
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Guy was a leech, but your a bigger cock gobbler for waiting till the very end to kick him, You stooped lower than him, also it was probably a kid or maybe someone with a disability I would have asked why he's idle before pulling douchbag of the century move.
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"clever clevvverr creattureee..."
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I don't know why people are mad at you for this. If you aren't going to do anything, you don't deserve any rewards. And if you're stupid enough to think I'm gonna let you stay for the rewards, I'm not, so you'd better start killing things and change my mind.
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The worst thing about this post is your needed a 3rd for a 34 arena why not just 2 man it lol? Save all the hassle
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Legend. He got what he deserved.
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I would have used a flame thrower on him. BURN ALL THE LEECHES! Seriously though, good story, great choice.
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Yeah people are idiots :p Im in the same situation, me and a buddy of mine needing lfg for a third, so heres a tip from my experience: 2-man your poe's, only if you get stuck at boss (skolas for example) resort to lfg to get a third. If you advertise that you are at the boss, you usually find people easier too. Lvl32 is [b]easily[/b] soloable, lvl34 can be tricky but easily 2-mannable
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If the kid was trying I wouldn't have kicked him but if he was standing around I would have kicked him right away. Not my Fireteam so not my call to make.
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-blam!- em
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People always do this kind of nonsense in strikes nowadays as well. I'm Always having to report someone for inactivity
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You have a clan, why the hell are you LFGing for? That I don't understand. And jsut because someone has maxed weapons or a great grimiore doesn't make them a great player. I agree that it comes down to skill in the end. However, you should have booted him well before getting to the end. Perhaps your justice was right but I wouldn't stand to carry anyone if they aren't going to pull their weight simple as that.
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You control all zones, guardian!